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18618 Funny Faces Ct

Conroe, TX
Active
5
Bedrooms
4.5
Bathrooms
3,967
Square Feet
0.21
Lot Size (acres)
2026
Year Built
57
Days On Market

Exquisite J. Patrick home in ARTAVIA’s exclusive new luxury custom section, showcasing the same stunning design as the award-winning Falcon II MODEL home. A striking brick and natural stone exterior welcomes you into an elegant interior defined by soaring ceilings, refined finishes, and exceptional craftsmanship. The dramatic circular staircase and rotunda foyer make a grand first impression, while the two-story family room features a breathtaking wall of windows. The chef’s kitchen boasts premium Café appliances, custom cabinetry, a butler’s pantry, and sophisticated selections. The luxurious primary suite offers a freestanding soaking tub and walk-through shower. A private office, formal dining room, game room, and media room provide exceptional versatility. Outdoors, enjoy a covered patio with a built-in kitchen. Complete with a full 3-car garage, dehumidifier, smart home technology, and an extraordinary collection of upgrades throughout. A truly exceptional luxury residence.

Listing Information

Listing Updated
13 days ago
Listed By
Jared Turner · J. Patrick Homes, 2818029269
MLS#
44100848
Source
Houston Association of REALTORS
Status
Active

Facts & Features

Location

Community Information

Address
18618 Funny Faces Ct, Conroe, TX 77302
City
Conroe
County
Montgomery
Neighborhood
Artavia
Zip Code
77302

Architecture

Bedrooms
5
Bathrooms
4.5
Stories
2
Year Built
2026
Style
Traditional
Construction Materials
Stone, Brick, Batts Insulation
Building Area
3,967 sq. ft.
Foundation
Slab
Roof
Composition
Garage
Yes
Garage Spaces
3
Parking Features
Attached

Features & Amenities

Interior Features
Master Downstairs, Double Vanity, High Ceilings, Smart Thermostat, Soaking Tub, Wired for Sound
Appliances
Dishwasher, Microwave, Disposal, Gas Cooktop, Electric Oven, ENERGY STAR Qualified Appliances
Flooring
Tile, Carpet
Patio and Porch
Covered, Porch
Community Features
Curbs
Cooling
Ceiling Fan(s), Electric, Zoned
Heating
Natural Gas, Zoned

Property Features

Lot Size
0.21 Acres
Lot Features
Back Yard, Subdivided
Water
Public
Sewer
Public Sewer

Square Footage

Total
3,967 sq. ft.

Tax & Financial Information

List Price
$775,000
Association Fee
$1,395 (paid Annually)

Schools

74/100
Caney Creek High School
High · Grades 09–12 · 4.3 mi
Assigned school for this home
City
Conroe
Students
2,085
Parent reviews
5.0★ avg · 2 reviews
Student body
58% Hispanic / Latino · 38% White · 1% Black
Free/reduced lunch
73%
Phone
(936) 709-2000
100/100
San Jacinto Elementary
Elementary · Grades PK–04 · 1.5 mi
City
Conroe
Students
702
Student body
50% Hispanic / Latino · 44% White · 2% Black
Free/reduced lunch
77%
Phone
(281) 465-7700
100/100
Conroe Virtual School
Middle · Grades 05–10 · 3 mi
City
Conroe
Students
85
Student body
53% White · 28% Hispanic / Latino · 12% Black
Free/reduced lunch
41%
Phone
(936) 709-7752
100/100
Hope Elementary
Elementary · Grades PK–04 · 3 mi
City
Conroe
Students
608
Student body
55% Hispanic / Latino · 36% White · 4% Black
Free/reduced lunch
82%
Phone
(936) 709-7000
100/100
Robert Crippen Elementary
Elementary · Grades PK–05 · 4.6 mi
City
Porter
Students
798
Student body
72% Hispanic / Latino · 25% White · 2% Black
Free/reduced lunch
70%
Phone
(281) 577-8740
53/100
Milam Elementary
Elementary · Grades PK–04 · 3.7 mi
City
Conroe
Students
784
Student body
60% Hispanic / Latino · 38% White · 1% Black
Free/reduced lunch
76%
Phone
(936) 709-5200
52/100
Moorhead J H
Middle · Grades 07–08 · 4.1 mi
City
Conroe
Students
1,299
Student body
65% Hispanic / Latino · 31% White · 2% Black
Free/reduced lunch
76%
Phone
(936) 709-2400
47/100
Keefer Crossing Middle
Middle · Grades 06–08 · 4 mi
City
New Caney
Students
820
Parent reviews
1.0★ avg · 2 reviews
Student body
64% Hispanic / Latino · 32% White · 2% Black
Free/reduced lunch
72%
Phone
(281) 577-8840

School ratings are provided for informational purposes only and are subject to change. Attendance boundaries are for reference only — contact the school or district directly to verify enrollment eligibility.

Historical Data

Price History

DateEventPrice
09/28/2026Price change$775,000
09/17/2026Listed for sale$759,990

Listed by Jared Turner · J. Patrick Homes · 2818029269

Listing information provided exclusively for consumers' personal, non-commercial use and may not be used for any purpose other than to identify prospective properties consumers may be interested in purchasing. Information deemed reliable but not guaranteed by the MLS. The listing broker’s offer of compensation is made only to participants of the MLS where the listing is filed. Copyright 2026, Houston Association of REALTORS. All rights reserved.

Last Updated: October 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM | Source: Houston Association of REALTORS | MLS#: 44100848

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